January 22nd, 2012
December 26th, 2011

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November 7th, 2011
animalstalkinginallcaps:

WOW, AND HERE I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU CONSIDERED ME A LOVING COMPANION AND OCCASIONAL CONFIDANTE, A FELLOW TRAVELER ON THE ROAD OF LIFE WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE SOMEWHAT SHORTER THAN YOU. 
IT’S GOOD TO HEAR I’M JUST “AN AWESOME WAY TO PICK UP CHICKS.”
NEXT WOMAN THAT PETS ME IS GETTING BIT, JUST SO YOU KNOW. I’M ABOUT TO BE A LOT LESS “ADORABLE” AND A LOT MORE “20 POUNDS OF COCKBLOCK THAT SHITS IN THE KITCHEN.”

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WOW, AND HERE I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU CONSIDERED ME A LOVING COMPANION AND OCCASIONAL CONFIDANTE, A FELLOW TRAVELER ON THE ROAD OF LIFE WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE SOMEWHAT SHORTER THAN YOU. 

IT’S GOOD TO HEAR I’M JUST “AN AWESOME WAY TO PICK UP CHICKS.”

NEXT WOMAN THAT PETS ME IS GETTING BIT, JUST SO YOU KNOW. I’M ABOUT TO BE A LOT LESS “ADORABLE” AND A LOT MORE “20 POUNDS OF COCKBLOCK THAT SHITS IN THE KITCHEN.”

August 31st, 2011

peskipixipesternomi:

lazzydaisy:

causbelli:

heysammy:

lockwood-ty:

I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.

The one thing that Twilight has done right.

ACTUAL TEARS. OH MY FUCKING GOD.

ALL THE FUCKING AWARDS

Brilliantly done!

Must reblog quickly before internet goes down! SO FUNNY!

August 10th, 2011
bringsthedawn:

shimmeryshine / wonderlandgabby / acheleheya / rachel-berry

SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN


Mind status: Blown

bringsthedawn:

shimmeryshine / wonderlandgabby / acheleheya / rachel-berry

SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN

Mind status: Blown

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